There has never been a nastier celebrity scandal than the Kelis sex tape. She put her publicist right on it to try and deny that she was really in the tape, but my and my friends saw it and know what’s up. She really is sucking some whack ass rapper off while her husband waits for her to come home. He must have been crying his eyes out when he saw the performance his wife put on, ’cause that girl can handle a dick like a porn star. I hate to see a marriage break up, but Kelis is too sexy to be tied down to one man.
